I’ve got a little secret to ensure you always get customers in your shop. Like, no matter what. Yes, that’s right: whether you’re a brick and mortar, or a shop online, I can guarantee you results! And if I’m wrong, I’ll write you a check for $113,500,000,001—exactly a dollar more than Jeff Bezo’s net worth as of this blog post.
You really should get a shop cat. Or dog. I’m okay with a dog.